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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1从前有一只乌龟受伤了,让蜗牛去买药,两小时过去了,蜗牛还没有回来,乌龟生气的骂道,这混蛋再不回来,老子差不多要死了,门外,蜗牛接嘴道,你再骂我,我不去了。

2一个朋友,一万起家做股票才一个月就赚了38万,我问他怎么赚的,他说他给人家推荐股票,跌停好几次,被人打断腿,对方赔的。

3不要问我借钱,大家都是同样的年纪,你没有钱,我能有吗?

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