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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1嫂子回娘家了,小侄子饿了要喝奶,哭着掀我衣服。看他闹的很,我就让他掀。

没想到小侄子看到后哭的更凶了。

这时老妈拿着奶瓶过来对着侄子说:你不知道,希望越大失望也越大么!

2刚发工资走在路上见路边有人乞讨,给了他5块。下午去银行存钱,好巧他也在,我存2千,他存了5千。

3某论坛上有人发帖问:

“用蟑螂药杀死一只蟑螂后,怎么蟑螂出没得更频繁了呢?”

有人回复道:“你家人不见了,你不着急吗?”

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