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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、初从文,三年不中;后习武,校场发一矢,中鼓吏,逐之出;遂学医,有所成。自撰一良方,服之,卒。
2.一人留客饭,只豆腐一味,自言豆腐是我性命,觉他味不 及也。异日至客家,客记其食性所好,乃于鱼肉中各和豆 腐,其人择鱼肉大啖。 客问曰:“兄尝云豆腐是性命, 今日如何不吃?”答曰:“见了鱼肉,性命都不要了。”
3.昔有一僧人,与一士子同宿夜航船。士子高谈阔论,僧畏慑,卷足而寝。僧人听其语有破绽,乃曰:“请问相公,澹台灭明是一个人,两个人?”士子曰:“是两个人。”僧曰:“这等尧舜是一个人,两个人?”士子曰:“自然是一个人。”僧乃笑曰:“这等说起来,且待小僧伸伸脚。”

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